No Parent Left Behind Part 2

We did not make this up. These are real notes from parents from a Memphis school district.



1. Dear school: please ecsc's john being absent on jan. 28,29,30,31, 32 and also 33.


2. Please excuse gloria from jim today. She is administrating.

3. Please excuse roland from p.e. for a few days. Yesterday he fellout of a tree

and misplaced his hip.

4. John has been absent because he had two teeth taken out of his face.