No Parent Left Behind Series

A twist on No Child Left Behind. Take a look. (Note: These are real notes written by parents in the Memphis school district.)

Disclaimer: Skoolboy is merely reproducing these notes [sic] verbatim and does not imply anything about parents in Memphis.

1.

My

son is under a doctor's care and should not take PE today.

Please execute him.

2.

Please

exkuce lisa for being absent she was sick and i had her

shot.